Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Newbie porking in Durotar

Hi to all those guys I heard last night when I logged on as Hidoi. I spent my first while running in circles trying desperatly to figure out how to respond to you guys so I never said anything back to most of you, and I wanted to do that now. Once I got my bearings and a friend logged on to show me around, I spent the rest of my time acting out what seemed to be a terrible Lord of the Flies remake, killing piggies, slitting their throats, making them squeal... and then I even threw in my first wipe, just for the heck of it. I was one hit away from killing the creep and thought it was great fun, but I don't know what my Shaman friend thought about having a scorpid 4 levels higher than him check his prostate with a pincer. Anyhoo, I'm Hidoi, I'm the new guy, good to hear from some of you last night and I'll see you this weekend!

3 comments:

Joe said...

heh, wait until they start checking with a polearm. i have a lvl 15 mage parked at crossroads. let me know if you need company for your next prostate exam.

Andrew / Hidoi said...

Thumbreaker, huh? Yeah I bet you'd like to group with me. Us trolls have thumbs, and they're huge.

Maraco said...

Hey Haupty, yeah, this is todd, and you will have your prostrate examed a lot in this game, the weird thing is.. it gets fun! anywho i have 2 level 14s sitting around.. I figured i'd let you guys get a little more comfortable with the game befor we started asulting you guys ^.^ remind Taylor to check out this board.