Wasn't that the dealie where Kirstie Allie blew up her starship but then Spock stepped out from behind the viewscreen and explained to her that it was an unpassable test, whose real purpose was to see how an officer candidate would deal with failure, and that Kirk had managed to pass the test by hacking into the simulator the night before and rigging it so that he could win, and the examiners were so impressed by his ingenuity that they let him pass, meaning that he was the only captain in Starfleet history to pass that test, allowing him (later in his career) to fly the Klingon warbird with the Enterprise bridge crew back to San Francisco in 1988 where Scotty sold the formula for transparent aluminum to some industrialist so that they could build a giant aquarium in order to save the whales in the future?
Yar, tis' the hotdog kid, yet another symbol of their strong national pride. I remember a Japanese person telling me the reason Japanese people always win eating contests is they have intestines that are slightly longer than ours. And yes, I spend a whole hour at work reading those comics too. :)
Man, It is slow at work, and there is NO way i could spend any time reading comics and waisting my time doing something like that!... I mean god! what do i look like a desk jockey like the rest of you yahoos? *sniff* ....
Wait, what am i doing right now! quick change screan to porn cause my boss is looking!! OMFG HORSES!
I saw the hotdog kid compete against a Grizzly bear once. The bear annihilated him even though he was just fucking around in his cage over half the time.
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OK I was just joking, but speaking of funny, has anyone seen these?
http://pc.gamespy.com/articles/602/602035p1.html
http://pc.gamespy.com/articles/630/630874p1.html
Wasn't that the dealie where Kirstie Allie blew up her starship but then Spock stepped out from behind the viewscreen and explained to her that it was an unpassable test, whose real purpose was to see how an officer candidate would deal with failure, and that Kirk had managed to pass the test by hacking into the simulator the night before and rigging it so that he could win, and the examiners were so impressed by his ingenuity that they let him pass, meaning that he was the only captain in Starfleet history to pass that test, allowing him (later in his career) to fly the Klingon warbird with the Enterprise bridge crew back to San Francisco in 1988 where Scotty sold the formula for transparent aluminum to some industrialist so that they could build a giant aquarium in order to save the whales in the future?
that's some good literature. my last "work" hour was well spent.
no. that's kobayashi maru. stupid scott.
what the hell is takeru kobayashi?
isn't that the little scrawny japanese guy that can eat 60 hotdogs in 10 min?
fuck !
Yar, tis' the hotdog kid, yet another symbol of their strong national pride. I remember a Japanese person telling me the reason Japanese people always win eating contests is they have intestines that are slightly longer than ours. And yes, I spend a whole hour at work reading those comics too. :)
Man, It is slow at work, and there is NO way i could spend any time reading comics and waisting my time doing something like that!... I mean god! what do i look like a desk jockey like the rest of you yahoos?
*sniff* ....
Wait, what am i doing right now! quick change screan to porn cause my boss is looking!! OMFG HORSES!
... I'm so fired...
He likes the girl on girl stuff...
JUST KIDDING
Why kid? Everyone likes girl on girl.
I saw the hotdog kid compete against a Grizzly bear once. The bear annihilated him even though he was just fucking around in his cage over half the time.
the bear ate the kid?
i think i'm starting to get this thread.
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