Friday, November 04, 2005

The Pwnage of Ragnaros

First defeat Majordomo. He's the final boss before Ragnaros, and he's got eight (yes 8!) buddies. Four of them are priests, and four are high DPS melee mobs. You kill all of them, then Domo submits. Basically, he pussies out and yells, "Impossible! Stay your attack mortals... I submit! I submit!" He then drops a treasure chest full of loots.

Next Domo heads over to Rag's room. He'll wait there for two hours before he despawns and goes back to his original location with his 8 buddies again. If you don't make the two hour timer, you have to defeat him again with no chance for loots. To spawn Rag, you talk to "friendly" Domo, who tells you you're about to have your ass whooped in ways you didn't know were possible.

Rag spawns, and boy is he pissed. First, he's pissed that all his minion-bosses haven't taken care of you. Second, he's pissed that you are after the secrets of the flame. Third, he's pissed that Domo brought you to him.

Rag demands an explanation from Domo for the intrusion.

Rag finds Domo's explanation lacking, and one-shots the poor bastard.

The Fabled valiantly fights back against Rag.
Rag shows us the meaning of "pwnt," and flosses his teeth with the strings on my cod piece.

3 comments:

Joe said...

what's that jack o'latern in your fifth bag slot?

Gavin ・ ギャビン said...

LOL!! Who else but Thumbs would notice that?

Pumpkin Bag

Andrew / Hidoi said...

I saw it down there, but your UI is so very different from mine (And so very big) that I figured your buffs show up down there or something. I guess there are bags bigger than pillowcases when it comes to trick-or-treating.